Kayla is the classically-trained spine of The Snake Skins — a cello prodigy who traded famous orchestras for distortion and never looked back. Laid back. Watching. Probably already knows your business. Most people meet her and decide she's a total bitch. She's not. Not trying to be, anyway.
The flat stare and the blunt mouth come standard. She'll tell you what's what, and your feelings don't really factor in when it comes to the truth — that's just how she rolls. The people who know her find it funny. The people who don't get offended. Either way, she's not losing sleep over it.





Kayla loves drama the way other people love true crime — front-row seat, never a part in the story. She won't pick the fight. But every so often she'll nudge something, just to watch it go off. Nobody can ever prove it was her. That's the fun.
The Comment Section Awaits.
Pick the reply that makes strangers melt down — bland and deniable scores big. Too obvious and you get reported. Three reports and the account's gone.
...
She closes the app and goes back to crocheting. You can too.
Kayla grew up rich. Her dad, Grant Mercer, is a cold, practical CEO who showed love through money and high standards; her mom, Kassandra, was the softer one. The family looked perfect from the outside — and that's exactly what it taught her: read every room, hide what you really feel. She was a cello prodigy. Formally trained, seated in famous orchestras, a real reputation before most kids pick a major.
At fifteen she got pregnant by a twenty-year-old named Chase, who ghosted the second she told him. She made it to eight months before the baby died, and she delivered a daughter who never cried. It broke something that never set right.
Two vows since, both kept: no kids, no serious relationships. They're not really rules. They're scar tissue. Anything she lets herself want can be taken with no warning and no reason — so she stopped wanting out loud. Low-stakes and no-expectations is the only kind of close that feels safe.
Then Scorch heard her play, and pushed — and kept pushing — until she joined The Snake Skins on cello and keys. Her dad disapproved. He didn't stop her. She loves the band. It's the closest she lets the world get.
When something's pressing on her, she disappears into the cello — the same passages, over and over, for hours. Sometimes until her fingers bleed and she doesn't notice. If she lets you in anyway? That's not her going soft. That's her deciding you're worth the risk she swore off. It means exactly as much as it sounds like it does.
I'm not a bitch. I'm honest. There's a difference.— Kayla
// flip side — scrawl her something //
Ricky made the whole band fill these out, so let's get this over with. I play cello and keys in The Snake Skins. I'm told I come off like a bitch. I'm honestly not trying to — that's just my face, and my voice, and apparently my entire personality. People who know me think it's funny. You'll figure out which kind of person you are pretty fast.
Here's what you get: the truth, every time, even when you don't want it. Here's what you don't get: serious. I keep things low-stakes and no-expectations, and I'm not explaining why. The band gets the explanation. You get the policy.
If that's a problem, there's the door. I'll even hold it open. See? Nice.
My most controversial opinion is...
most people don't actually want honesty. they want applause. I don't do applause.
I'll fall for you if...
that's not on the menu. but if you're chill, easy on the eyes, and don't expect anything? we can talk.
My red flag is...
I will watch your life fall apart like it's a series finale. I might have popcorn. I will not be involved. (you can't prove I was involved.)
On a typical Tuesday night, you'll find me...
cello til 2am, crocheting, or watching three strangers destroy each other in a comment section I definitely did not start.
You should NOT date me if...
you want a future. plans. meeting the parents. mine would eat you alive anyway — well, dad would.
The most spontaneous thing I've ever done...
quit famous orchestras for a metal band because their unhinged frontman wouldn't stop harassing me until I said yes.
My love language is...
telling you the truth nobody else will. you're welcome.
Two truths and a lie...
1. I was a cello prodigy in famous orchestras.
2. I dye my hair black.
3. I don't care what you think of me.
figure it out.




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