if these guys had to make a Hinge — here's what they'd actually write
"Walking dumpster fire. Proceed at own risk."
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"Charmin', handsome, an' a terrible bloody idea."
profile pending — he didn't want to fill it out
profile pending — he's still being too polite about it
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